DISCLAIMER

It's not my fault. I didn't do it. Really. I swear. Even if I did, I can just confess and be forgiven, right?

This site is slippery when wet. You should not use this site if you are under the influence of heavy machinery. No animals were harmed in the creation of this site. I had Big Mac Meal™ while making this site, and there is definitely no animal content in that. Laughing at anything on this sight may result in your soul being damned for all eternity.

This site was not made with recycled electrons. They were all brand new, and each one came in a double layer polystyrene package. We clubbed baby seals with burning rainforest timber while poisoning spotted owls with dolphin laced tuna during the creation of this site.

Oh, and I lied about no animals being hurt (click - confess - Ahh, much better). Actually none of this is true (click). This is so much easier than taking responsibly for my own God damn actions (click).

For the really thick people out there...

This site is a spoof, a parody, a joke. You will absolutely not be forgiven of anything by confessing on this site. In fact you will probably be sent straight to hell for being terminally stupid if you haven't already figured this out. Do not, under any circumstances, do any evil deeds expecting to be absolved of responsibility by this site. The owners, operators, and authors of this site will in no way be held responsible for you being a complete moron.